Sam Dodgshon

Bio: Once had Wendy Bo-Dereked

Website: https://www.stolentable.co.uk

Instagram: @samdod2427

A screenshot of me getting fat.

The Path of Least Resistance

A notepad with, you guessed it, some notes on it.

Assembled Ideas

A re-made version of yesterday's work (see: a blender) but without any of the stuff in it (see: empty) and also this time it's a gif.

Blend v.2

A blender (my blender) with a work inside (someone else's work).

Collaboration Concept #2

A poorly photoshopped cereal box meme which was recently valued at one-hundred-thousand pounds. Contact seller for details.

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makeyourhouseahomebase

(53.3337, -2.5013)

You should do less of them, they creep me out.

Babyface

A face drawn onto two sides of a window.

Windowface

Dog porn

Dog porn

Life Without Strife

Included Henrys are as follows: Henly Royal Regatta, Henrietta Maria, Henry II of England, Henry II of France, Henry III, Henry IV of England, Henry IV provenance unknown, Henry V, Joseph Henry, O Henry, Patrick Henry, William Henry, Henry the Lion, Henry the Navigator.

List of Roadside Henrys

Are you a sufferer of heatgun-based arm fatigue? Do you come home feeling tired from a long day of heatgun-based activity? Does thinking about having to hold your heatgun steady for one more damn minute make you want to just about fuck off and die already?

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Safe AND Effective!

Will you pick up some milk next time you're out?

Joy Milk

What could be more functional than a tiny white-tac chair?

USEFUL CHAIR